The Best God Named Dog Story Ever Edited
by,
Kathy Onu, nee Uno
Subject: The best God named Dog Story ever edited.
(Humor or True Tunes ? You decide.)
Date: Tue, 25 Dec 2001 08:43:39 - 0800
From : Kathy Onu : goodworksonearth.org
On the first day of creation, God created a small animal with a cold nose, a
long tail and wet tongue. The tail and the tongue tickled Her to no ends.
She sat pleased upon Her waters with this, among Her first creations. From
this, all else followed.
On the second day of creation, God and her mirrored images all, created man
to play with the animal She adored so much, her first creation upon her
waters.
On the third day of her evolving and Loving creations, she created the
animals of the earth to romp with the man and Her first creation. Late
in the day, She created the horse, the elephants, the elephant whales, and
the lynx to round out the mix, all the while the dolphins swam in the
night's skies and with the solar rays, dreaming animals. Birds flew. Fish
swam.
On the fourth day, God and her co-creators all in the lighted images had by
then created more stars than any one man or woman could count or see and so
She and her each all rested, silent with their breaths exhaling her
expansions. The man dreamed; the animal chased the dreams. All is well
in all the universes. She inhales.
God yawned on the fifth day upon her awakening. Inspired by her dreams, She
created the tennis ball so that the animal might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God and her co-creators and co-creatresses, along with the
dog all romp and play and cocreate with her with their imaging awarenesses
with Love's energies. With Her mind stuff, each and all cocreated
eternity in infinite design. Goddess breathed with happiness always,
for each co-creator and co-creatress created with Love, as designed in the
dreamings. Their days of creation are eternal with Her Love, for Her
Love is the source of the breathings of all about.
On the seventh day, Man tried to rest, but the animal with the cold nose
wanted to go for a walk. Goddess Love had already made the earth and
sky, the flowers and the trees, the animals, the fish, the birds, and bees,
and when She was finished, not one image was quite the same. She felt it was
all very good, so She created the hot bath, some candles and the fine wines
as she relaxes. Goddess/God/Love, aka Creator/Creatress, aummed Her Oms and
she felt it was nice. The next day Goddess spoke anew, "I'll walk this
world of mine with man and give to man, of each creation dreamed, a name to
speak so he can know the animals, arts, trees and stars within."
And so She traveled far and wide, and everywhere She went, Her first animal
created followed her in Her everywHere, hearing the names She thought, and
men and women spoke. Her words, her letters, were of her own design of her
own hands in sign she knew to sign. When all were named upon the earth and
in the sky and sea, the little creature said, after hearing all of Goddess'
sounds, "Dear Master, there's no name left for me." Kindly She
leaned over and touched the animal's nose, saying; "As man was among
the first to be named, though not the first creation, I've left your name to
be sounded by my breath to the end, my friend. I have held this name in my
dreamings ever since I created you in first images with my other sElfs as
women. I honor you my faithful creation, with my name. I have turned My Own
Name back to front, calling you, DOG, my friend." And in the
distance She and her hound heard a sound ... a woman on earth calling out
her hound's name; "Come here God Dog, come here girl, I've got a tennis
ball!"
Amanuensis and Editor : Kathy Onu, nee Uno
Page edit : 202410281034
Last edit: 201811091717
Prior: 200803111037
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The above began as an almost exact message as sent to our email list on 12-25-2001.
A few edits were made on 12-26-2001 to correct minor missing letters called typos,
and, we confess, another edit on one sentence, and we fixed a few wrongly spaced tabs.
Other than that, there should be no more changes for quite a while.
We again found reason to edit something on 10-19-2002
We burnished this page a bit on the edges, and added statistics on 20051127.
This article was published in the October 2005 issue of an unnamed magazine.
The issue is out of print, and their copyright permissions with Good Works On Earth have expired as completed.
No reprints are available, hence the sharing herein.
Note of 20070311 : We posted it on Scribd.com this day.
Note of 20080111 : Keep in mind the definition of God, which is plural for Goddesses,
the above is the story of why God created Her Dogs.
For the first time, we edited the story further below about
God meteing out the years to the animals, and man's bargain.
Over time, we intend to further edit this story to higher awarenesses.
We also give you the best original source we know.
Note of 20080311 : The Story has been again edited,
to include the women word and to include the awakening awareness.
You are on the
Nature Word Trail
We added this note on 20050321 :
From the book,
The Mother Tongue, by Bill Bryson -
Page 75
"#3 Words Are Created
Often they spring seemingly from nowhere.
Take
dog. For centuries the word in English was
hound (or
hund).
Then suddenly in the late Middle Ages,
dog - a word etymologically
unrelated to any other known word - displaced it.
No one has any idea why."
Why God Named Dog her own name backwards ... the story of God and Dog on
Earth.
ATTENTION ALL DOGS !!!
AN ETERNAL REMINDER !!
EVERY DOG MUST KNOW !
Instructions for properly hugging a human baby...
1. First, spy a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques.
If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed
a baby.
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw
slide" easier.
4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for
possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present, simply "hug, smile, and lean" so
as to achieve the best photo quality.
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you!
I Sign This,
Goddess Love
The above is almost exactly what was shared by,
On The E with Ruth Lee
on 20060828.
We edited the above for easier sharing with the good god dog and baby
images.
We added the signature as Goddess Love as no author was shown.
If you are the original author, and or photographer, please contact us for
credit.
OUT OF THE BLUE ..
Would you enjoy donating to a non-profit organization with a purpose of being
a ..
"non-profit solely dedicated to providing free veterinary services, food, and
supplies for the pets of people who are homeless in our community." no matter
where it is located?
We can tell you from experience,
https://proboneo.org/
is helping the animals, and the humans who depend on them for their survival.
Can we ask you to surprise Pro-Bone-O with a donation from out of the blue?
You can call them directly and ask how you can help at 541-799-0441, they are
located in Lane County, Oregon. You can send them a check:
Pro-Bone-O
PO Box 1823
Eugene, OR 97440
Visit them at
https://proboneo.org/ways-you-can-help/
for ideas and ways to help them help the animals living on the street with
their humans.
Thank You for caring.
Here are our a few of our messages from prior years ... quite a bit different
from the above!
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Merry Christmas Message 2000
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The following was posted here on 20061208
A sharing from
On the E with Ruth Lee :
Subj: Creation Explained (sic)
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or
walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give
you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under
the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. How about twenty years, and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, be gay of life, play well together, marry those who Love and
enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
plus the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, gaily play and
soulfully enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
- Author Unknown at this time.
Note of 20080111 : We are now in the process of editing the story above,
and will be doing so over time.
- Kathy Onu, nee Uno,
Editor of the original Creation Esplained as sent to us so long ago.
To
see the best source of the original, we offer you this ...
Best verification source : off-site:
http://www.sierramadrenews.net/jokes/gjokarc21.htm
Folks around the world really do search for how the dog was named. Here
are two examples :
I will give you my name, god dog
a dog named god : god named a dog
the story of god making the earth
Are you seeking God On Earth ?
See what the words of creations have wrought.
Blessings Be and Thank You
~ Kathy Onu, nee Uno ~
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